Robin Williams is our new best friend

Last week we watched Man of the Year with Robin Williams. It was OK, though a bit more serious than either of us anticipated. Anyway, the next morning when we woke up, Ron turned to me and asked why I had left the water running at Robin William's house and ruined his floor.
"You had a dream about Robin Williams?" I asked in return to his question. "Me too," I said. I told him I had dreamt I was riding my bike not far behind another man, when the man fell. I stopped to help. It was Robin. He had skinned his knee, so I put a band aid on it from my first aid kit.
"Well that explains how we got invited over to his house," Ron said. Kinda scary that my dreams explain his, don't you think?
There were people from Poland at the winery today. That's really really far away. I could go for some good kielbasa right now....
Tomorrow, we'll be heading to the west side for a Costco run. Little thrills, yeah?
A hui hou. Aloha.

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