Top o' the marnin ' to ya, lads and lassies. Happy St. Patrick's day. St. Patrick. It's a bit odd really, that St. Paddy , the patron saint of Ireland, was actually a Welshman. Odd, but not so weird, as we're all Irish in spirit, especially on March 17, and the Irish are such a welcoming lot. Don't you just love W ikipedia? Wiki, as in wikiwiki , the Hawaiian word for hurry up, or fast. Not to be confused with hele on, which means let's go. Wiki wiki wacky woo! I don't know what that means. I just like saying it. I've gotta dig up something green to wear to work tomorrow. Even in Hawaii, everyone's Irish. Places actually serve corn beef, cabbage and green beer. I actually am Irish. Authentically and unapologetically. Of course, I'm more Irish on St. Paddy's day. I'm also Scottish, which is almost Irish. Scotch Irish, or Scots Irish, which is really Scottish. They were Scots who emigrated to America from Ireland. ...