Today was slow at the winery. Really slow. Monday was slower. In fact, while Monday was not the slowest day ever, it was the slowest recently. So we find ourselves comparing all others to it. "Pretty slow today," I say as we closed up shop this afternoon. "Not as slow as Monday," says Kathie. "True dat ," I say. Yesterday, we had a couple in from Oklahoma who had no idea where they were. "Where are you two staying here on the island?" I ask. " Hokowaila ? Wokahola ?..." husband tries. "It's way at the south end of the island." I pause to think. " Waikaloa ?" I ask. "That's it!" he says. "Um, that's the north end of the island." "OK," he says. Later, wife is ready to check out. She has purchased a few souvenirs . "Would you like a map?" I ask. "I'm not so good at reading maps," she says. What I surprise, I think. "It's free, "