Today was positively spectacular. It was just how paradise is suppose to be. I got up early to shop the Volcano Village farmers' market. If you don't get there by 7:30 or 8:00, a lot of the most ono grinds are sold out. On my way, I stopped to drop off some trash and recycling at the transfer station. That's how we do it here. No garbage service. Just chuck your smelly bags into the trunk of your car and off to the dump. It's not bad really. Regardless of which way you're headed, there's a transfer station on your way. When I arrived at the Volcano station, I backed up to the dumpster as usual. When I got out to open the back of the truck, I noticed a mommy kitty and two babies curled up on a rock nearby. "Ah," I heard myself say out loud . No matter. They were the only ones who could hear me. Mommy looked asleep, but I think she was watching me through squinted eyes, the way cats do. I lifted two bags out of the truck and flung them in...